WTF of the week: topshop coat edition

top row: exaggerated shoulder fur coat (here) – £450 / shiny padded fur trim thing (here) – £130 / faux chinchilla bomber (here) – £200
bottom row: tinsel fur arm bolero (here) – £150 / marabou feather jacket (here) – £95 / sheepskin and leather jacket (here) – £325

can i just introduce you all to the sheer horror that is the above coats and jackets. i’m all for fur, sheepskin, feathers and leather just not all on the same freakin’ item of clothing. what shocks me the most is how much each of them cost! £450 for the most hideous multi-coloured coat i’ve possibly ever seen? you’ve got to be joking.
i wish i could put this more eloquently, or have something terribly witty and entertaining to say about them all but i can’t summon the words. seriously topshop, WTF?